Ben
In 2026 every single job is either Ai, data centers, or some bollocks about disruption. Get! In! The! SEA!
Mar 9 at 3:52pmWeb
Show threadSamyMar 9
@TheBreadmonkey
Or crypto…
Show threadAndrew DeaconMar 9
@TheBreadmonkey No maritime pollution please.
Show threadNickMar 9
@TheBreadmonkey I could be an AI datacentre for a living. I drink lots of water and say unreliable things that need to be independently checked.
Show threadAndy HortMar 9
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey I still haven't recovered from being a nonfungible token
Show threadJohn MaxwellMar 9
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey Ah, but can you waste massive amounts of power?
Show threadThird spruce tree on the leftMar 9
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey and one bonus to you is that if they cool you with alcohol instead of water the quality of output gibberish improves
Show threadPaper MoonMar 9
@tezoatlipoca @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey You are absolutely right! Would you like me to create an 80-slide long presentation about it?
Show threadThird spruce tree on the leftMar 9

@TazPoltorak @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey I mean we're already there with most recipe sites.

- the origin (nonna, the old country)
- lets talk about each ingredient and where they originate; ok if I cared that chili peppers originated in peru I'd hit wikipedia)
- can it last in the fridge (A: yes) for how long? (A: until it smells bad/gets dried out)
- how can I tweak it? can I add asparagus? ceramic kiln tiles? kat litter?
- auto popup video; associate ads

Its fucking meatloaf Dorothy.

Show threadJust Tom... 🐁Mar 9
@Nickiquote - and you would use a miniscule fraction of the energy required by those data centres for a better outcome! @TheBreadmonkey
Show threadfor a day, while . . . 🗽Mar 9

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey

it's gonna be tough the day you crash the power grid . . .

Show threadPointlessOne Mar 9

@Nickiquote But can you say like a million unreliable things per hour? Also do you wanna do it for like treefiddy?

@TheBreadmonkey

Show threadLorgo NumputzMar 10

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey

But are you using extraordinary amounts of electrical power? This is required.

Show threadNickMar 9
@TheBreadmonkey All those kids who had “disruptive influence” on their end of year reports must be raking it in now.
Show threadQuirky George 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧🇪🇺Mar 9
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey well, hands up over here, a disruptive influence with no money.. :(
Show threadBenMar 9

@Nickiquote

I'm a disruptor!*

*I interrupt people's conversations because I don't understand social cues