HollieWait did he ever marry that babe with the face veil? I didn't see the end
You've done nothing, sure, except shake those silken flanks around you hussy
Chaining virgins to rocks, the start of so many quality stories
"Having faith is difficult, my sister, when your perm turned out so much better than mine"
When did we stop putting rivets in clothing, and why
"We need cunning! I'll go to the little people"
"Yes, they use cunning to survive!"
When Bougie people are under strain
Oh I see Hercules is about to get another babe
Who will be RIVETED TO HIM hahahAHAhhahah
get it
Glossia is the woman who makes everyone's lips so shiny
Who Ken Doll'ed Hercules
He should at least ride a draft horse
"I did everything Hercules did except backward and in a furry suit"
I wish people could call my name and I'd just burst out of a purple flashing light. Holding coffee. And a book. And a pissy expression, like SERIOUSLY WHAT NOW
"This is....HAN SOLO"
Just kidding it's some other guy we froze
(yes yes I know it's not carbonite)
I like how he's dead but he still squints when the blood runs over his eyes, as you do
Hahahaha I love how he goes from skeletal remains to gold-clad glowing human man, and he's like, "Great, what do you guys want now"
Okay I say this as someone who used to be a massage therapist and has taken a lot of anatomy classes: how do those pectorals not actually hurt
How is walking straight
The slime people who hold you by suction, sure
Okay look they get you by suction so QUICK, EVERYONE, GRAB A CONCAVE SURFACE
A lot of body oil in this movie
Hahaha he flexes his chest when he's trying to punctuate something he's said
I want to know if that habit developed before or after making this movie
You can get those for $4 a piece the day after Halloween at JoAnn's
We could make a Hercules drinking game but for fitness, like every time he flexes his pecs, do a squat
Well we know who sucks at hiding thunderbolts
A Grecian beaver: You're telling me sticks made this river?
Someone at some point will need to thank the little people
Flora! Change time! Spring forward!
She's just getting the run around
Thirty minutes left
Be strong!
Strong like Hecules!
He's pretty ungrateful for a guy who was a pile of bones an hour ago
It must be fun to take mushrooms
Glossia, we lossia
Won't protect him from pure energy, huh? Information Society might have something to say about that
Oh god it's like someone smoked a lot of weed and then watched Tron and was like, "BUT....GREECE....hear me out"
They're going to need SO much family therapy after this
The city is like "Everything is stupid, let's burn"
Man they're making it harder and harder for him to find a girlfriend
Love how the star is right there in his nostril, like a galactic bat in the cave
So THAT'S what the constellation of the guy in a miniskirt is
It was so bad, so good, so bad, also good, and yet, BAD! 😂
Thanks for the laughs everyone!
Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!