@skeletor New dress code for federal employees.

@skeletor

but i wanna be the villan...

@pixelnull @skeletor When I look around... everybody chose to be the villain.
@skeletor Will I get a mechanical spider to ride? I feel like that's a sticking point
@jhooper @skeletor Be the mechanical spider you want to see in the world.

@skeletor You know...

This is legit the delusion I live with since I went mad 30 years ago and I spent most that time just trying to prove I'm not that bad. Maybe I should just accept the role though... I already made the checklist...

But I'd probably only get to taste the blood of one enemy before I'm taken, if I'm lucky. Main character syndrome runs into reality pretty hard--it's sort of like kissing a train....mmm...metal...one enemy...

It's been stewing. I have a message to deliver.

@skeletor We're all main characters that must unite in one big superhero force to defeat the common evil!
@skeletor Yes. Having PTSD, life is already a bit like this anyway. Keep your guard up, trust no one, don't split up to look for things, have exit strategies cued up....
@skeletor this is my favorite