what even is the real hercules myth, is he just like the avatar of human heroism and does whatever an avatar like that would do or is it more specific than that #monsterdon

extremely bold for a sequel to begin at the dawn of time again, just like the first movie did. sequel in the sense of "in an adjacent timeline" rather than the usual "in an adjacent time" #monsterdon

ok, 4 minutes of credit padding, i get it, low budget, but let's put the cap at like... 6 minutes. 10 minutes would be way over the line #monsterdon

none of these count for #monsterdonBingo this is not the movie yet and double counting is cheating #monsterdon

what the fuck did the credits song just end and they started it again that is such an awesome move #monsterdon

ok good premise, zeus has a finite number of thunderbolts and it is possible for them to be stolen rather than being a power he has. that means there will need to be thunderbolt props and that is going to rule #monsterdon

certified #bechdelPass in the first 12 minutes btw #monsterdon

"i'm sure the people who use cunning to survive will give me the right answer" this dialogue fucking owns 10/10 #monsterdon

why do they keep establishing hercules as kenlike and dickless i don't understand why that's so important to the story #monsterdon