Oh fudge. I almost forgot the start time of #Monsterdon. I guess daylight savings did mess with me when I didn't think it had.
Who let us have second Hercules?
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Yes. But IS IT CANON?
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Wait. Isn't this a different origin for the universe than last movie?
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And so the MST3K logo planet was born.
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Hercules! Aka we have Superman at home. Aka strong boy with same the Moses origin only more ripped naked muscles.
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Why is the mech bug bird thing with the upsetting voice a focal point of this recap intro?
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No recap is complete without the giant Herc marco kink scenes.
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Omaggio, Pamaggio, Demaggio. This cast list is too cliched Italian.
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A thunderbolt of seven parts. Four evil (probably elemental) gods. This sequel is felling like am RPG from the 80s.
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What is the Id monster doing here? You were forbidden! And on another planet.
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Drawn electric monster looked cheap. but that soul burned to a crisp statue face was kinda neat.
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We have Xena and Gabriel at home? In Italy
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A torii gate made of Stonehenge rocks? Little people? Twin Fairies!?
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Pray to Mothra little people.
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Is that a different Zeus? Is Lou the only returning actor?
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Hercules returns with Horsules!
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Ewoks? In this forest? At this time of year?
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Wait it has a muzzle. Didn't Swamp Thing kill this furry beast?
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And the day is saved thanks to Stickules.
Wait that was a thunderbolt? Whut? I... how does that work?
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So the thunderbolts are in the bellies of 7 beasts. Herc just has to get up in those guts and give those monsters a tug. Wait are we sure this script didn't start out as the gay porn parody?
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SO the gods are so evil and stupid they resurrect Lex Luthor, err um Minos from the last movie? I guess one actor other than Lou returned. He was a charismatic enough villain. So sure.
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@strangefour if Hercules throws something fast enough that it might as well have been shot out of a cannon, I'll count that

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@strangefour Well, we finished our first Hercules, so the seconds won't be wasted!

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