Please consider donating to my go fund me so I can buy this property: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1090-Pittston-School-St-Pittston-ME-04345/124714248_zpid/?reloadCount=2&subAppName=for-sale-page-sub-app My goal is a mere $50k with which I will buy lottery tickets to go toward the purchase of the house.
1090 Pittston School Street, Pittston, ME 04345 | MLS #1642176 | Zillow

This 3831 square feet Single Family home has 4 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms. It is located at 1090 Pittston School Street, Pittston, ME.

Zillow
Once I have this property I will obtain loans worth ten times the value of the property and sink those funds in investments recommended by my senators and congress people in order to leverage valuable information and increase my profits. As you can see, I have this all figured out. The American Dream.
@LilPecan Then you can start your own bit currency and call it "critter coin"
@LilPecan 😍😍😍
@Natallini @LilPecan I wanted to buy that listing that was a whole town. We should have gone in together
@consumablejoy @LilPecan Yes . . In-resident artists colony.
You can be the proud owner of an entire 21-building Maine village. It’s kind of a steal.

A nearly 40-acre, 21-building property in Pittston, Maine — an “antique village” known as Tut Hill — is once again on the market.

Boston.com
@Natallini @LilPecan Oh I see it’s the same property it’s just the listing for some reason only says the house and not the whole town. Duh
@Natallini @LilPecan I feel sort of stupid now for not realizing it was the same listing until looking at the photos lol
@consumablejoy @Natallini The Zillow listing doesn't say it's a village. Honest mistake.
@LilPecan That place looks fun. So much room for activities!
@danielcornell It's a bargain at that price. There's potential to earn enough from it to pay the mortgage if one were able to manage it properly.