Please consider donating to my go fund me so I can buy this property: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1090-Pittston-School-St-Pittston-ME-04345/124714248_zpid/?reloadCount=2&subAppName=for-sale-page-sub-app My goal is a mere $50k with which I will buy lottery tickets to go toward the purchase of the house.
1090 Pittston School Street, Pittston, ME 04345 | MLS #1642176 | Zillow

This 3831 square feet Single Family home has 4 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms. It is located at 1090 Pittston School Street, Pittston, ME.

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Once I have this property I will obtain loans worth ten times the value of the property and sink those funds in investments recommended by my senators and congress people in order to leverage valuable information and increase my profits. As you can see, I have this all figured out. The American Dream.
@LilPecan I heard about this thing called crypto.