ImNotSpecialLikeYouwhat is the most violent, reprehensible, sociopathic way to tie your shoes?
Having a cordwainer construct shoes directly on your feet without laces or other openings, then cutting the shoes off and discarding them after wearing them once.
cordwainer
Oh ho! A new word for me!
For the other 9,999:
A cordwainer is a shoemaker who creates new shoes from new leather, distinguishing them from cobblers, who primarily repair shoes.
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