what is the most violent, reprehensible, sociopathic way to tie your shoes?

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what is the most violent, reprehensible, sociopathic way to tie your shoes? - Lemmy.World

Lemmy

Having a cordwainer construct shoes directly on your feet without laces or other openings, then cutting the shoes off and discarding them after wearing them once.

cordwainer

Oh ho! A new word for me!

For the other 9,999:

A cordwainer is a shoemaker who creates new shoes from new leather, distinguishing them from cobblers, who primarily repair shoes.

There’s a sci-fi author named Cordwainer Smith.

I’m guessing in a former life he was a black smith but couldn’t hack it in the forge and so turned to a life of shoestrings instead