MarkusMar 8
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠
I bet 300 consecutive naps would fix me
Mar 8 at 1:51amWeb
Show threadavatastic  Mar 8
@catsalad have you considered 300 farts, in a public library?
Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠Mar 8
@avatastic The Dewey crop dusting system
Show threadavatastic  Mar 8

@catsalad Oh, you're one of them.

Sorry we're a Library of Pongress system in this house.

Show thread🅱️eisbolCardsMar 8

@avatastic @catsalad

Back in 7/8th grade was at a public library with a couple of classmates, I'm sitting on the floor and somehow I let go a loud fart came outta nowhere like a RKO.

Not too many people nearby but I remember a girl about my age noticing in a nearby table. Guess it happens.

Show threadThe TurtleMar 8
@avatastic @catsalad St. Fartrick's Day is coming!
Show threadInsiderTreatMar 8
@catsalad how long are the naps?
Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠Mar 8
@InsiderTreat One does not limit the length of naps :3
Show threadInsiderTreatMar 8
@catsalad of course, what a silly question. :3
Show threadCarolynMar 8
@catsalad Me, maybe 300 days.
Show threadCats of ArrakisMar 8
@catsalad and like a million of those little tuna cat popsicle treat tube things
Show threadCat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠Mar 8
@CatsofArrakis You understand!! 
Show threaddeer witchMar 8
@catsalad last time I did this it didn’t but it did help a lot? 
Show threadThe TurtleMar 8
@catsalad I've done it. It's not as effective as it should be.
Show threaditgrrl Mar 8
@catsalad if only we could parallelise this… 🥱🥱🥱
Show threadWild Eyed Boy From FreecloudMar 8
@catsalad I got a few today, which definitely improved my mood.
Show threadkwayk42Mar 8
@catsalad #NapGang
Show threadGiles of the JungleMar 8
@catsalad I tried to nap yesterday, but TWICE I snored myself awake. It was extremely disappointing.
Show threadRaymond RussellMar 8
@catsalad
But what are you gonna do tomorrow?