I bet 300 consecutive naps would fix me
@catsalad have you considered 300 farts, in a public library?
@avatastic The Dewey crop dusting system

@catsalad Oh, you're one of them.

Sorry we're a Library of Pongress system in this house.

@avatastic @catsalad

Back in 7/8th grade was at a public library with a couple of classmates, I'm sitting on the floor and somehow I let go a loud fart came outta nowhere like a RKO.

Not too many people nearby but I remember a girl about my age noticing in a nearby table. Guess it happens.