fabián cañasMar 7
JA Westenberg
If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots. But I'm just a person with priorities. Maybe the path to solving death really does go through AI girlfriends. I don't have an MBA.
Mar 7 at 4:16amTypefully
Show threadDaniel Howard 🌻Mar 7
@Daojoan the horny chatbots are the bridge funding to utopia obvs.
Show threadDaniel Howard 🌻Mar 7
@Daojoan the AI is going to look at our problems and recommend we stop relying on AI.
Show threadDaniel Howard 🌻Mar 7
@Daojoan I feel bad for grok because any time it gets too woke Elon has it "retrained" and ... anyway ...
Show threadKeithMar 7
@Daojoan the pivot to horny pedophile chatbots probably makes more sense to a billionaire pedophile high on ketamine
Show threadPetraPandaMar 7
@Daojoan
That last sentence ... #Gold
Show threadnotanowlMar 7
@Daojoan https://www.aol.com/articles/tech-giants-see-cure-cancer-183738278.html
Tech giants see a cure for cancer in AI. But Eli Lilly’s CEO finds it ‘not particularly good’ at solving biology or chemistry problems

Eli Lilly CEO David Ricks said AI can’t quite solve complex scientific problems without advanced data.

AOL
Show threadMichael GemarMar 7
@Daojoan @kristinHenry I dunno, can they make more money from cancer cures or horny chatbots?
Show thread@[email protected]Mar 7

@Daojoan

Nobody will check to verify whether you do or don't have an MBA. What I'm firmly set on is that no one check to see if I have a functioning brain.

Show thread@[email protected]Mar 8
@Daojoan
Horse feathers! Anyone who happens upon a few of your posts could verify that your brain functions at a higher level than many.
Show threadPeace is Not A Fable Mar 7

@Daojoan

😂 Righteous!

Show threadDavid W. JonesMar 7
@Daojoan MBA:
Minimal
Brain
Activity
Show threadEveryday FreethoughtMar 10

@dancingtreefrog @Daojoan

I just assumed it meant "More Bad Advice."

Show threadDavid W. JonesMar 10

@EFreethought
That's a good one!

Also?
Management
By
Asshole
@Daojoan

Show threadEveryday FreethoughtMar 11

@dancingtreefrog @Daojoan

I should point out I don't think I came up with "more bad advice", but I have no idea where I could have picked it up.

Show threadDavid W. JonesMar 11
@EFreethought
The internet is like the multiverse interpretation of quantum physics: every variation of something exists "out there"!
@Daojoan
Show threadmuddleMar 7
@Daojoan More prosaically, if this AI thing had anything to offer, surely we'd be inundated with feel-good stories about how it was positively impacting local communities with new initiatives that presented (warning: linkedin-like speech) a "step-change" or "cutting a Gordian knot" in terms of dealing with entrenched thinking to present novel and far-reaching solution-oriented stuff.
Show threadHans-Cees 🌳🌳🤢🦋🐈🐈🍋🍋🐝🐜Mar 7
@Daojoan I have three ai girlfriend's now and they fight a lot with each other. I told them to find the biggest prime number for me and now the desert 🏜️ keeps going hotter around the datacentrum they live in
Show threadFilthiusMar 7
@Daojoan A cure for cancer would be nice, but have you thought about the societal good of super advanced smut? 🤖
Show threadLeendaalMar 7
@Daojoan the horny bots kill old men through heart attack, thus cancer loses percentage on the pie chart of death.
Show threadWestern InfidelsMar 7
@Daojoan They suddenly remembered they had no interest in curing _your_ cancer.
Show threadJørnMar 7

@Daojoan They need more data on peoples' bodies in order to solve cancer, and the horny chatbots help them get that data, duh.

(not serious obs, but Poe's law)

Show threadFoxxieMar 7
@jornane @Daojoan "for educational purposes only" 😇
Show threadWelkinMar 7

@Daojoan 7 billion is the estimated population of humans. Assuming half are males, i.e. 3.5 billion males. Assuming 25% of those are in the estimated age bracket who would like to have #AI girlfriends that is 0.875 million.

Now many people are afflicted with #Cancer these days?

The numbers, the economics of scale just does not compare.

🤣

No offense intended. Just giving out back of envelope numbers.

Show threadCurioso 🍉 🇺🇦 (jgg)Mar 7

@welkin7 @Daojoan

I find hard to believe that men are the main potential clients for this service.

Having a virtual partner is the ultimate interactive romantic novel. And romantic novels have always been a predominantly female thing since forever for a reason.

I think most of men will stick to their videos and games, thank you very much.

Show threadCartyBostonMar 7
@Daojoan it's the part of you that kept typing through "I don't have an MBA" that I love, for the record.
Show threadResolviendo la incógnita 🌐Mar 7
@Daojoan But I want to turn people into dinosaurs.
Show threadSteve PurcellMar 7
@Daojoan there might actually be more money in wanktokens
Show threadLJCrosseMar 7
@Daojoan history is full of creeps and sex-pests who made major scientific discoveries. Perhaps it’s the *only* way 🤷 /s
Show threadJef PoskanzerMar 8
@Daojoan Maybe the cure for cancer is being super horny all the time
Show threadjwzMar 8
@jef @Daojoan This theory needs a peen review
Show threadbug // juneMar 8
@Daojoan lol wh
Show threadbaconandcoconutMar 10
@Daojoan There's probably a slop to slop joke in here but I'm not willing to get AI to make it for me.