Baba Yaga called... from her cellphone

https://lemmy.world/post/43959879

Damn that’s metal
Homeowner here, that looks about 2 weeks away from a soil erosion disaster.

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!).

NO! I will NOT go down this rabbit-hole!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Immortal_(fan_fiction)

The story begins with Ebony entering a relationship with Draco Malfoy, who is depicted as shy, sensitive, and bisexual.

Huh.

STOP! you’re falling down the rabbit hole, QUICK– aw, too late…

Later, Ebony confronts Vampire, as well as an entirely naked Draco, in front of Severus Snape’s class.

Hmm.

I don’t get why the stairs could not be closer or literally under it. Also given the likely expense you would think you would pop for an elevator but then again maybe that is just me since it is increasingly my nemesis.

The stairs scream “afterthought” to me.

“Done. I’ve built my perfect little cabin on stilts”

“How do you get into it?”

“… i said I’m nearly done; just one more trip to the hardware store…”

“OK hear me out. We’re going to have a pulley, a rope and a barrel of bricks …”
Likely what they are for structural stability against sheer forces.
So you can add explosive bolts to the walkway and completely sever the outside world’s access.
I forgot the zombie apocalypse angle.
With your 3 days of supplies inside
Can you imagine having to bring in groceries, or a new piece of furniture?
ok right. NO! MY RIGHT!
PIVOT!
Know what? We might need to come back in at a different angle, again.
Underneath means you lose floor space inside, which is already limited because of how space inefficient A frane houses are.
The steep and narrow A frame is the worst part about this. That thing would suck even if it was built on the ground.
It is norway, isn’t it? I’d imagine snow building up on the roof is a very serious concern.
I like the concept but don’t get why we can’t do an A frame with convex sides so at least the first floor has pretty much full width. Gets you way more useable space for a very similar athstetic.
Because it’s an art installation
I just figured it was ai slop.

Imagine getting groceries up there every week.

Redoing the interior or bought something to big for those stores, need a crane.

Baby with a stroller or wheelchair? Nope.

Imagine getting groceries up there every week.

I get the bit about the wheelchair, its definitely not accessible. But you can fold a stroller - not that this is the kinda cabin you’d take your baby to, or you could just leave it in the drunk.

Imagine getting groceries up there every week.

But this bit right here I really don’t get? What’s the problem with carrying some groceries up a flight of stairs?

I may be biased because my groceries are for a full household and i already find grocery stores to be one of the most exhausting places to go trough.

Actually i am biased twice, my grandma had circular stairs like this and they were an incredible safety hazard.

The stroller we have right now can fold and on normal stairs they would be fine but it be a 2 person job on these ones to take the corners. That means leaving the baby alone on either end (depending on household)

For a short vacation this might be fine but imagining to live here it would become such a pain. If some people are happy to live here, more power to them.

I lived in a place where you’d have to walk up about that many stairs to enter. They were zig-zag back and forth, not circular, but it honestly wasn’t difficult to get used to it. Groceries were a one person affair, so I’d be able to get a full week’s worth in a single bike trip and haul it up without thinking about it. The view was worth it. The end of living there, and the subsequent effort to get the couches and washer/dryer out because the landlord was giving them to me, was a pain in the tuchus though.
This is a holiday rental home. Nobody lives here.
it’s a holiday rental home, nobody lives in it, people just visit for a few days
Hauling groceries up those stairs is a hard pass from me.
Build a dumbwaiter with a pulley system. Load your crap into it. Go inside. Push a button. Unload groceries into fridge.
instructions unclear: local dumbass from olive garden now lives with me

Did he bring unlimited breadsticks though?

You could compress them and burn them for free heat, but at a massive cost to the environment and garlic supplies everywhere.

I wonder how much this was? I live in a floodplain so this design seems like it would have major benefits!
Are there any pictures of the inside?
is this better or worse at heat insulation since it’s not touching the ground?
Worse I would assume. Bridges always get icy in the winter. Same principal I think.
Worse. Still air is a great insulator. Moving air is how we draw away heat, like a heatsink. The ground is a mostly constant temperature that helps to keep your house cooler in the summer and warmer in the winter.
Still air trapped in tiny pockets is a great insulator – in fact that’s what makes all varieties of insulation effective. Heat transfer via conduction is minimized because of the low density of air (most of the heat is conducted via the solid material that holds the pockets), and heat transfer via convection is minimized because of the small size of the air pockets. Just plain air is not a very good insulator because free-flowing air allows heat transfer via convection (even when the wind is not blowing).
When you absolutely, positively don’t want your disabled aunt to come visit.
It’s not about her being a wheelchair user, it’s about her personality, the wheelchair is just the means to keep her out
Works great on Greg Abotts as well

More info and pictures: https://espensurnevik.no/PAN-tretopphytter

PAN-cabins is rental cabins placed on Gjesåsen at Åsnes in the district of Hedmark. The cabins is developed around the experience of living up in the trees at Finnskogen (Finnish-forests). The cabins are lifted up from the forest floor with the use of a slender steel structure. Each cabin is small with about 40sqm and in total six sleeping beds, bath, kitchen and a living room with a fireplace. The small space gives the atmosphere of living intimate together in a tent, but with the comfortable qualities of a hotel. The PAN-cabins has found its design-inspiration from the Finnish forest culture and the powerful atmosphere at Finnskogen.

PAN tretopphytter — sivilarkitekt espen surnevik as

Cargo

bath

I wonder how the plumbing works. I guess that’s what the vertical pipes are for, but you’d think that in a cold climate freezing would be a problem.

So much work and you can’t even raise the drawbridge… unacceptable
Just needs some chicken feet!
What if we took an A-frame… and made it even harder to insulate?
we got any more pixels on this? blurred and artefacted to fuck
Yes.
I meant the meme specifically, but thank you 🙂
Most people don’t know “Baba Yaga” is the song’s real name and not “Teenage Wasteland”.
Please take as many up votes as you can get
Windy days must be fun.
Where does the poop go?
Down a pipe near the middle
From that height? That would be a poopedo, or maybe a turd missle?