ickplantMar 7

Baba Yaga called... from her cellphone

https://lemmy.world/post/43959879

Show threadZephorahMar 7
Hauling groceries up those stairs is a hard pass from me.
Show threadPoppa_MoMar 7
Build a dumbwaiter with a pulley system. Load your crap into it. Go inside. Push a button. Unload groceries into fridge.
Show threadBigBananaDealer
instructions unclear: local dumbass from olive garden now lives with me
Mar 7 at 8:57pmWeb
Show threadanomnomMar 8

Did he bring unlimited breadsticks though?

You could compress them and burn them for free heat, but at a massive cost to the environment and garlic supplies everywhere.