Alice McFlurry 
I just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my number
so please ensure you only use it to text because I absolutely will not answer if you try to call.
Mar 7 at 1:36pmWeb
Show threadLaurensMar 7
@Alice I wonder how introvert people did that before texting became possible. Send a carrier pigeon? Smoke signals? Talking drums? 🤔
Show threadAlice McFlurry Mar 7
@ElBeeToots Notes in class!
Show threadSkean Harshly KC1WKVMar 7
@Alice @ElBeeToots AIM/ICQ!
Show threadJoshMar 7
@Alice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCOC1YwNwZw
Call Me Maybe - Geordie Cover (Call Me Da'lin)

YouTube
Show threadclonedhumanMar 7

@Alice Sometimes I ask my phone "why are you calling? There are texts. There are emails. Why are you calling?"

Then I answer the phone and say 'hello' and frown.

Show threadMrCopilotMar 7
@Alice ...Baby
Show threadGuillotine Jones, FlâneurMar 7
@Alice
Samesies, Alice!
Show threadNazoMar 7
@Alice So. Much. THIS!
Show threadAndre LouisMar 7
@Alice I feel so seen right now.
Show threadTor Iver WilhelmsenMar 7
@Alice Ah, the famous hit song "Call Me Never"
Show threadbitzeroMar 7
@Alice
Absolutely this.
Also, this is the Way.
Show threadpetrichorMar 7

@Alice

So relatable.

Show threadGustavoMar 7
@Alice 99.9% of the calls I get are spam, so I just blocked everything. 
Show threadMitex LeoMar 7
@Alice That's me!
Show threadJayMar 7
@Alice But if your text is just “We need to talk,” I’d rather you call.
Show threadBill HookerMar 7
@Alice "Oh, you called me? On my phone? Sorry, I don't use it for that."
Show threadAlice McFlurry Mar 7
@sennoma Ya mean my typin' camera?
Show threadSteve GisselbrechtMar 7

@Alice

Not actually crazy.

Show threadAlice McFlurry Mar 7
@stevegis_ssg Yeah, I’m convinced the only reason Carly Rae Jepsen said it was crazy was because she was actually requesting to be CALLED on the phone.
Show threadWayne WernerMar 8
@Alice 🎵 call me never 🎵