John Moltz

Oh, no! My Kraken account has been restricted!

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What the fuck is Kraken?

Mar 7 at 3:34amIvory for Mac
Show threadfan boy 🪭Mar 7
@Moltz
A large mythical creature, which is called on to destroy the planet?
Show threadJohn MoltzMar 7
@notyourfanboy But OTHER than that.
Show threadMarc Robinson Mar 7
@Moltz @notyourfanboy It's a crypto trading platform. Also called on to destroy the planet.
Show threadJohn MoltzMar 7
@marcintosh @notyourfanboy Ah, well no wonder I had no idea.
Show threaddonutage (Bill Cole)Mar 7
@Moltz Seattle's hockey team?
Show threadStuart GibsonMar 7
@Moltz
Show threadJohn MoltzMar 7
@stuart I don't have an account with that but I would like to open one.
Show threadBobby De WaltMar 7
@stuart @Moltz This was always my favorite rum. So good!
Show threadjburkaMar 7
@Moltz my sister’s husband died last week, which is when she found out what the fuck Kraken is. Now the questions are (a) can she find his password and (b) is any of the money he dumped into crypto worth something now? <sigh>
Show threadJohn MoltzMar 7
@jburka Oof. That’s rough.
Show threadMaysonLancasterMar 8
@Moltz How often has it auto-renewed?