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This Week in Apple: Tim is the walrus, goo goo g’joob (Member Post) https://sixcolors.com/member/2026/04/this-week-in-apple-tim-is-the-walrus-goo-goo-gjoob/

This Week in Apple: Tim is the walrus, goo goo g’joob

Apple and the Apple community mark half a century, the company relents on security updates, and the iPhone is forever. Apple at 50 Happy 50th birthday, Apple! Like a bad guest at your party, we’re …

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John Moltz 1d ago

The Eagle remains one of the coolest spaceships in all of sci fi. For just $35 I'd be all over this 5.5" model if I didn't already have a larger one. https://www.masterreplicas.com/en-us/products/space-1999-5-5-inc-classic-eagle-transporter

Space 1999 5.5 Inc Classic Eagle Transporter

John Moltz 1d ago

John Moltz Enterprises is pleased to announce that it has acquired Apple for the low price of $20. As the new CEO I would like to assure customers that most operations will remain the same. With the big exception of government relations. And a bunch of App Store shit.

John Moltz 2d ago

Seeing a lot of talk about people going "back" to the Moon. Guess no one read this fact-filled piece I wrote a number of years ago. Sad. https://johnmoltz.com/post/146407206/10-reasons-i-know-the-apollo-11-moon-landing-was-faked/John_Moltz/Return.html

10 reasons I know the Apollo 11 moon landing was faked

John Moltz 2d ago

Six Colors 2d ago

Missed connections: Me and Apple https://sixcolors.com/post/2026/04/missed-connections-me-and-apple/

Missed connections: Me and Apple

Sadly, unlike so so many of my fellow long-time Apple fans, I have no picture of me with my first Mac. It’s probably just as well. You would not be able to handle the sheer hair of it all. Most of …

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John Moltz 3d ago

The Rebound 3d ago

It's Not My God.

No, it's episode 592 of The Rebound — which is named "It's Not My God."

Got that?

https://reboundcast.com/episode/592

@Moltz, @lexfri and @dmoren talk Apple's 50th anniversary, their first Macs, and what the heck we did on those computers all day pre-Internet.

592: It's Not My God | The Rebound: A tech podcast

John Moltz Mar 27

Six Colors Mar 27

This Week in Apple: Mac Pro, oh no! (Member Post) https://sixcolors.com/member/2026/03/this-week-in-apple-mac-pro-oh-no/

This Week in Apple: Mac Pro, oh no!

Siri is making some new friends, the foldable iPhone ship date comes into focus, and we say goodbye to the Mac Pro. Whenever God closes a Sora, he opens a Siri Bad news for fans of slop. “OpenAI Is…

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John Moltz Mar 25

The Rebound Mar 25

It’s episode 591! “I Don’t Do Everything That I Say.”

https://reboundcast.com/episode/591

@Moltz goes on and on about games, @dmoren makes a vicarious purchase and @lexfri has a new app!

591: I Don’t Do Everything That I Say | The Rebound: A tech podcast

John Moltz Mar 25

Also made a pocket version. https://cottonbureau.com/p/W97J4K/shirt/project-hail-mary-pocket

Project Hail Mary - pocket by Giant Squid Productions

Tau Ceti or bust.

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John Moltz Mar 25

I haven't even seen the movie yet (but I have read the book). https://cottonbureau.com/p/95ABVH/shirt/project-hail-mary

Project Hail Mary by Giant Squid Productions

Tau Ceti or bust.

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Pronouns	he/him