that's hilarious. my bad neighbors are running a DIY child and doggie daycare. I had to put up a screen along the fence line to cut down on the barking (if the dogs can't see us they bark less). their friends all drive loud ass vehicles and i'm pretty sure there's some dealing going on. I so miss the Chinese family that used to live there. at least when they yelled at each other it was in a language I didn't understand and could ignore.
@0xabad1dea
The best I can get is 15/1 Mbit DSL. Which will be shut down some time between now and 2030.
There is huge bundles of fiber optic cables along the road. There is a large junction box right next to the driveway. The company offered to lay fiber to all apartments for free years ago.
The elderly lady who owns the buildings said no. She didn't want them digging on her property.