anyhow, when home alone I still make myself one of these sometimes 😋
alt: it’s a Godawful, read the parent for a description, although mine is probably a lot healthier than the original
@regehr I worked in Chicago 20 years ago and there was this restaurant that served what they called the “breakfast energizer.” Very similar concoction. A bed of hashbrowns, onions, cheese, eggs on a big ass oval platter. It was massive. Decorated with a sprig of parsley and a referral to a cardiologist.
Similarly glorious. Also similar in how often one can/should eat it.
@regehr Wait what,
> shallots instead of onions (too strong!! will not repeat)
I always use shallots when I want something oniony but weaker.
@regehr This reminds me of the Good Morning Burger from The Simpsons (which I have made--once).

@regehr There was a place where I grew up called Fast Eddie's. They used to have burgers for 29 cents as a special.
When sobriety was not on the table, those burgers sure as hell were.
@regehr LOL 🤣 Well, this is what the ones here look like.
I've got a few stories about that place.
@regehr Looks like the price of a burger is about 10x more than when I was in high school.
Feel sorry for the kids these days.
@regehr Yeah, eating out was a treat when I was young (and well into university). I remember when I got stitches out my dad promising me we'd go to McDonald's if I didn't cry. I didn't cry. We didn't go to McDonald's. (I still didn't cry.)
But those drunk garbage food binges were a helluva a lot of fun.