BenFor those of you not terminally online, I bring you news of an escalating hamburger CEO war, which started with the CEO of McDonald's doing a video that went viral of him eating their new burger, which he called 'product', took a tiny nibble of and appeared not to enjoy it. The the King (Burger King) got involved and did a similar video where the CEO took a hearty bite out of one of their Whoppers. I regret to inform you that (sir this is a) Wendy's CEO has now got involved and done a video of him demolishing a burger then dipping fries in milkshake and consuming with gusto. What is next? John Eckbert, the CEO of 5 guys Meg Ryan When Harry Met Sally orgasming over their premium burger? The KFC Colonel doing a Man Vs Food with whatever it is they sell in those buckets? Calm down, CEOs. We know you eat alfalfa and sleep in bacta tanks - stop trying to human.
Oh no it really is snowballing. Some company called A&W is now also in on the action and it is..... not good. I would advise this person against making this video from a PR perspective. Telling everyone that the star of the show is the lettuce which is green and then going on about teen sauce. This has got to be a joke, no?
Catbrainz 🇱🇧🇦🇲🏳️🌈@TheBreadmonkey yes it's obviously 100% a joke poking fun at the McDonald's ceo. The "teen" part is because A&W's burgers are named after family members, mama, papa, uncle, teen and the buddy which is their smallest burger, but they're currently having a promotion on the "teen". It's a well loved Canadian fast food chain and their burgers are pretty good for the category they're in 😅
mtc_uk@catbrainz @TheBreadmonkey
#notjustcanadian
Here in Vermont, ours opens up every spring and stays open until late autumn. It's set up as an old-fashioned drive-up: you park, the waitress comes out and takes your order, and later brings the tray out to hang on your car window. (Yes, I know, cars. It's America.)
#notjustcanadian
Here in Vermont, ours opens up every spring and stays open until late autumn. It's set up as an old-fashioned drive-up: you park, the waitress comes out and takes your order, and later brings the tray out to hang on your car window. (Yes, I know, cars. It's America.)
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