Tengrain

This is not a joke:

“I am pleased to announce that the Highly Respected United States Senator from the Great State of Oklahoma, Markwayne Mullin, will become the United States Secretary of Homeland Security (DHS), effective March 31, 2026." “The current Secretary, Kristi Noem, who has served us well, and has had numerous and spectacular results (especially on the Border!), will be moving to be Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, our new Security Initiative in…

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/05/this-is-not-a-joke/

This is not a joke:

“I am pleased to announce that the Highly Respected United States Senator from the Great State of Oklahoma, Markwayne Mullin, will become the United States Secretary of Homeland Security (DHS), eff…

Mock Paper Scissors
Mar 5 at 7:58pmJetpack
Show threadint%rmitt]nt sig^al. ...~!...)Mar 5
@Tengrain Substituting an over ripe cantaloupe with, oh I don't know, a leaked out magic eight ball?
good move that
Show threadKnut 🏳️‍🌈 🇳🇴🧸Mar 5
@Tengrain The Shield of America? Isn't that some comic book or some shit?
Show threadTengrainMar 5

@praetor

Maybe one of the Alternative timelines from the Stupid(er) Universe?

Show threadKnut 🏳️‍🌈 🇳🇴🧸Mar 5
@Tengrain someone's gonna do that. Just watch. Colbert is a comics nerd.
Show threadJimMar 5
@Tengrain on the bright side, of all the failsons he could have picked to destroy the department of homeland security, I think he picked the most failson of them all. Even his parents hate him, Markwayne...
Show threadAxomamma, Antifa from birthMar 5

@Tengrain Kristi's husband is going to have to wait for his divorce because Kristi has to fly off to Doral, Florida for the first meeting of her new jerb THIS VERY WEEKEND!

https://nationalinterest.org/feature/the-shield-of-the-americas-summit-and-donald-trumps-latin-america-strategy

The “Shield of the Americas” Summit and Donald Trump’s Latin America Strategy

The US cannot sustain its influence in the Western Hemisphere through only multilateral bodies that the Trump administration chooses to engage with.

The National Interest
Show threadTengrainMar 6

@Axomamma

Maybe Mr. Noem is sighing relief; he doesn’t want Corey hanging in around, stinking up the joint.

Only guessing Cosplay Kristi got Corey as a parting gift.