This is not a joke:

“I am pleased to announce that the Highly Respected United States Senator from the Great State of Oklahoma, Markwayne Mullin, will become the United States Secretary of Homeland Security (DHS), effective March 31, 2026." “The current Secretary, Kristi Noem, who has served us well, and has had numerous and spectacular results (especially on the Border!), will be moving to be Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, our new Security Initiative in…

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/05/this-is-not-a-joke/

This is not a joke:

“I am pleased to announce that the Highly Respected United States Senator from the Great State of Oklahoma, Markwayne Mullin, will become the United States Secretary of Homeland Security (DHS), eff…

Mock Paper Scissors

@Tengrain Kristi's husband is going to have to wait for his divorce because Kristi has to fly off to Doral, Florida for the first meeting of her new jerb THIS VERY WEEKEND!

https://nationalinterest.org/feature/the-shield-of-the-americas-summit-and-donald-trumps-latin-america-strategy

The “Shield of the Americas” Summit and Donald Trump’s Latin America Strategy

The US cannot sustain its influence in the Western Hemisphere through only multilateral bodies that the Trump administration chooses to engage with.

The National Interest

@Axomamma

Maybe Mr. Noem is sighing relief; he doesn’t want Corey hanging in around, stinking up the joint.

Only guessing Cosplay Kristi got Corey as a parting gift.