Mastodawn

This is not a joke:

“I am pleased to announce that the Highly Respected United States Senator from the Great State of Oklahoma, Markwayne Mullin, will become the United States Secretary of Homeland Security (DHS), effective March 31, 2026." “The current Secretary, Kristi Noem, who has served us well, and has had numerous and spectacular results (especially on the Border!), will be moving to be Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, our new Security Initiative in…

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This is not a joke:

“I am pleased to announce that the Highly Respected United States Senator from the Great State of Oklahoma, Markwayne Mullin, will become the United States Secretary of Homeland Security (DHS), eff…

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Jim

@Tengrain on the bright side, of all the failsons he could have picked to destroy the department of homeland security, I think he picked the most failson of them all. Even his parents hate him, Markwayne...