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Lady Laura 
Mar 5 at 5:04pmBuffer
Show thread🌸May Blossom🌸Mar 5
@cmconseils nawwww so blessed 😻💗
Show threadwerdahias (tired)Mar 5
@cmconseils amen
Show threaddisorderlyfMar 5
@cmconseils jealous af
Show threadLars FosdalMar 5
@cmconseils He do get scanned when passing through the electronic cat flap, though?
Show threadgaryMar 5
@cmconseils i hope this email finds you not choking on a hairball...
Show threadMacCruiskeenMar 5
@cmconseils However, he will walk across the keyboard when you are trying to send an email. And he will check his Mastodon feed constantly.
Show threadMėMėNTō MōRi📍🇪🇺🇩🇪Mar 5
@cmconseils sooooo süüüüß - schnüff..
Show threadM.S. Bellows, Jr.Mar 5

@cmconseils Except for that email from the vet reminding you that it's time to bring him in for a vaccination booster.

No one escapes completely.

Show threadTommi SiikMar 5
@cmconseils @trendytoots More reason to be a cat.
Show threadRDillingMar 5

@cmconseils actually, we created an email account for our dog Zoe over 20 years ago. We have used it for online purchases ever since. Occasionally Zoe would get a call from a telemarketer asking to speak with her. So, I put the phone on speaker and put it beside her.

Was really funny listening to them trying to get her to speak. Perhaps I should have told them she was a golden retriever.

Now I just tell them, I am sorry Zoe passed away.

Show threadQ. EdwardsMar 5
@cmconseils Humans are the only animal on this planet that have to pay to live here.
Show threadJackMexMar 5

@cmconseils

On the other hand, he licks his own butt.

Show threadByrnensorg🇮🇪🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱🇩🇰Mar 5
@cmconseils I don't think anybody is compelled to create a Linked In profile or even have an email contrary to popular thinking. I used to be on Linked In until it behaved like X'd In.
Show threadGabriele RomanoMar 6
@cmconseils very nice
Show thread@iveylineMar 6
@cmconseils Lucky cat.