Mastodawn

https://saltypolitics.substack.com/p/trump-is-finally-firing-noem

"Turns out that spending hundreds of millions of dollars on promoting yourself instead of Trump and sleeping with your subordinate on a government-funded plane (allegedly) is a bridge too far even for this president."

~ Julie Roginsky

#Trump #KristiNoem #CoreyLewandowski #DHS #ICE #CBP #IceQueen #ICEBarbie
/2

Trump is Finally Firing Noem

A recording from Julie Roginsky's live video

Salty Politics with Julie Roginsky

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/05/trump-kristi-noem-homeland-security

"[GOP Senator Thom Tillis] also took her to task for killing both a dog and a goat, as she documented in her book, saying: 'Those are bad decisions made in the heat of the moment, not unlike what happened in Minneapolis.'”

~ Chris Stein

#Trump #KristiNoem #CoreyLewandowski #DHS #ICE #CBP #IceQueen #ICEBarbie
/3

Trump fires homeland security secretary Kristi Noem

Markwayne Mullin, Republican senator and Maga ally, to replace Noem as Democrats cheer departure of ‘disaster’

The Guardian

https://steady.substack.com/p/cabinet-casualty-no-1

"She was chastised by members of both parties for acquiring three multimillion-dollar private jets, one outfitted with a private bedroom.

She was admonished for lowering hiring and training standards for new immigration agents to such an extent that recruits were reportedly struggling with basic literacy and physical fitness."

~ Dan Rather

#Trump #KristiNoem #CoreyLewandowski #DHS #ICE #CBP #IceQueen #ICEBarbie
/4

Cabinet Casualty No. 1

Noem is no more

Steady

"But what really sank her ship was immigration — Trump’s self-proclaimed signature issue that became an embarrassment and a tragedy after federal agents killed two Americans in Minneapolis."

#Trump #KristiNoem #CoreyLewandowski #DHS #ICE #CBP #IceQueen #ICEBarbie
/5

https://www.meidasplus.com/p/today-in-politics-bulletin-321-3526

"The final straw for Trump was Noem’s claim before the senate on Tuesday that Trump personally approved her $220 million dollar taxpayer giveaway to Republican consultants connected to Noem, so they could launch a TV campaign that most prominently featured Noem. Her attempt to throw Trump under the bus is not how MAGA works."

~ Ben Meiselas

#Trump #KristiNoem #CoreyLewandowski #DHS #ICE #CBP #IceQueen #ICEBarbie
/6

Today in Politics, Bulletin 321. 3/5/26

… Trump fired Kristi Noem as DHS secretary and replaced her with the dumbest US senator.

Meidas+

"You can blame anyone you want - except Trump. She paid the price for that."

#Trump #KristiNoem #CoreyLewandowski #DHS #ICE #CBP #IceQueen #ICEBarbie
/7

https://www.wonkette.com/p/kristi-noem-leaving-on-a-sex-plane

"Department of Homeland Security Secretary, ICE Barbie cosplayer, luxe air travel enthusiast, and future defendant on a fuckton of human rights violation charges Kristi Noem is out, promotefired suddenly today by Donald Trump for we don’t even know what real reasons."

~ Marty Kelley

Promotefired: a perfect word.

#Trump #KristiNoem #CoreyLewandowski #DHS #ICE #CBP #IceQueen #ICEBarbie
/8

Kristi Noem Leaving On A Sex Plane

Does Corey have to stay and be Markwayne Mullin's fuckpiece, or does he leave too?

Wonkette

https://luciantruscott.substack.com/p/luxo-jet-dog-killer-kristi-noem-is

"Noem’s departure is the first instance of Trump getting rid of one of his disastrous cabinet officials. Watch this space. He will soon be looking for someone to blame for his chaotic 'war' with Iran."

~ Lucian K. Truscott

#Trump #KristiNoem #CoreyLewandowski #DHS #ICE #CBP #IceQueen #ICEBarbie
/9

Luxo-jet dog-killer Kristi Noem is out

President Donald Trump announced today that Kristi Noem is out at the Department of Homeland Security and will be replaced by Oklahoma Senator Markwayne Mullin, whose difficulties with stringing two sentences together and putting one foot in front of the other are well known in Washington D.C.

Lucian Truscott Newsletter

https://zeteo.com/p/trump-kristi-noem-dhs-fired-puppy-killer

"According to numerous sources familiar with the matter, Noem was the DHS secretary in name only. She, like so many other top officials in Trump’s government, primarily did what White House policy architect Stephen Miller told her to do.

It has been the Stephen Miller DHS since January 2025. It will continue to belong to him, no matter where Noem ends up.

~ Andrew Perez and Asawin Suebsaeng

#Trump #KristiNoem #CoreyLewandowski #DHS #ICE #CBP #IceQueen #ICEBarbie
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Trump Axes His Puppy Killer, Kristi Noem

Donald Trump is removing Kristi Noem, his Homeland Security secretary, partly for a very silly reason. DHS will remain under the control of Stephen Miller.

Zeteo

https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-public-fires-kristi-noem

"The media will credit her fall to some shady no-bid contract she was behind, her use of a private jet, or administration rivals like Stephen Miller and whatever boring DC drama. But the real reason is obvious: public activism."

~ Ken Klippenstein

#Trump #KristiNoem #CoreyLewandowski #DHS #ICE #CBP #IceQueen #ICEBarbie
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The Public Fires Kristi Noem

That's not the story you'll hear from Washington

Ken Klippenstein

Cat West Mar 6

@wdlindsy yes. It’s not like she became crooked, incompetent, corrupt and a grifter. She was that all along. It was public activism and a series of losses stringing across red states, flipping to Dems.