Warning for coffee shop employees, if you ask me how my morning is going, you are, by definition, asking this before I've had coffee, so you might get An Answer
Another warning, if you bring a baby to the coffee shop, I am going to smile at it. A lot.
@ricci What happens if the baby appears in the coffee shop BEFORE a coffee shop employee has managed to ask you how your morning is going?
@the_wub this requires more research, please bring more babies to coffee shops
@ricci Or you could start buying your coffee at the cafe in the local maternity hospital?
@the_wub I really think everyone involved would prefer that I don't