I should make a collection of opposite UK safety signs….

“Cash is kept here overnight, CCTV is out of operation”
“Caution dry floor”

@maartje

"This van is loaded to the gunnells with exorbitantly expensive tools"

@pikesley @maartje

"This machine knows the difference between metal and flesh, and it does care."

with a nother label under it

"Don't make the machine upset"

@emily_s @maartje

"It has tasted blood before"