I should make a collection of opposite UK safety signs….

“Cash is kept here overnight, CCTV is out of operation”
“Caution dry floor”

“May i have your attention please, please forget about the gap between the train and the platform”

“If you see something that looks allright text the British Transport Comiments office at 61016, see it, compliment it, sorted”

“For your safety CCTV has been removed”

@maartje
“Please talk to the driver”

“Feel free to stick your fingers into the machine.”

“Please block this door.”

“This device is suitable to dry pets and children.” (maybe put this on a towel)

“Fun brake, pull at will.”