Fesshole 🧻
I once rejected a new hire at work because she unapologetically and proudly told me she was a Hufflepuff.
Mar 5 at 10:20amWeb
Show threadChewieMar 5
@fesshole sensible, unless you were a manager at Warner Brothers Studios, I guess....
Show threadPeluche CeroMar 5
@fesshole Both that you believe in this shit and that you reject the nicest house are red flags
Show threadEllie (please install drivers)Mar 5
@fesshole dodged a bullet there
Show threadPsy Chuan Mar 5
@fesshole careful, they'll try and make "harry potter adult" a protected class
Show threadPixdigitMar 5

@fesshole I hope fesser knows it was a Hufflepuff that killed Voldemort

Edit: I misremembered. This is not true.

Show threadcafeinuxMar 7
@Pixdigit
What?
@fesshole
Show threadPixdigitMar 8
@cafeinux Neville Longbottom kills Nagini (Voldemorts snake and last remaining Horkrux) in their final battle and such allows Voldemort to die.
Show threadcafeinuxMar 9
@Pixdigit
"Allowing to die" ≠ "killing", but even then, Neville Longbottom is a Gryffindor.
Show threadPixdigitMar 9
@cafeinux huh, you're right. It's been a while since I last interacted with Harry Potter (for... reasons)
Show threadcafeinuxMar 17
@Pixdigit
I'm sure we have the same reasons. I'm looking to re-buy the books secondhand, to read them again, but I already know it'd be bitter.
Show threadL'égrégore André ꕭꕬMar 5
@fesshole Imagining fesser waterboarding the candidate, screaming "TAKE THAT BACK!", but she, unapologetically, refuses.
Show threadTzimisce FleshMar 5
@fesshole Eeeh, contextual.
Show threadTired SpongeMar 5
@fesshole You made the right call. Adults need to stop making this shit their whole fucking identities.
Show threadHein RagasMar 5
@fesshole Fair and just.
Show threadHannekeMar 5
@fesshole yeah fuck jk rowling stans
Show threadC++ Wage SlaveMar 5

@fesshole

Quite right. We have laws against child labour.

Show threadPersonImInternetMar 5
@fesshole did she volunteered the information out of the blue or is the question part of your application process?
Show threadHeddersMar 5

@fesshole one does slightly wonder how this “information” came up in conversation, and what the context was.

But that aside, any adult who claims to be a member of a particular house in a fictional wizard school is clearly going to be an insufferable twat.

(Doubly so since its creator decided to become the queen of being beastly to trans people, for some reason.)

Show thread🇨🇦 TRH 🇨🇦Mar 5
@fesshole As you should.
Show threadUtarg of Utarg 🔬🇪🇺🇸🇪🇬🇧🇺🇦Mar 5
@fesshole I thought they were the nice ones? Miriam Margoyles for example.
Show threadJackMexMar 6

@fesshole

That’s mean.