Donk. This Foone is under new management:

I'm Alice Averlong now.

@foone Donk? Alice, explain yourself.
@somekindofgarf that's just the kind of noise the identity bus made when it hit me. it was the windows 95 error beep, which I always onomatopoeia'd as "donk"
@foone @somekindofgarf of course your new name would arrive complete with a windows 95 sound effect. very on brand
@azonenberg @somekindofgarf yeah. I may be a whole new person, but I'm still Me.
@foone @somekindofgarf I would honestly have expected TADA.WAV but hey, you do you