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White House Says We Had to Bomb Iran Because Trump Had a “Feeling”

https://lemmy.world/post/43864172

White House Says We Had to Bomb Iran Because Trump Had a “Feeling” - Lemmy.World

Lemmy

Mar 5 at 12:12amWeb
Show threadgravitas_deficiencyMar 5
Show threadTropicalDingdongMar 5
Show threadD_CMar 5
That was just the incontinence.
Show threadslothropMar 5

Deja Vu all over again…

George Bush: ‘God told me to end the tyranny in Iraq’

George Bush: 'God told me to end the tyranny in Iraq'

George Bush has claimed he was on a mission from God when he launched the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq, according to a senior Palestinian politician in an interview to be broadcast by the BBC later this month. By Ewen MacAskill.

The Guardian
Show threaddizzle18Mar 5
Hopefully that feeling is his left arm going tingly and numb because he’s about to have a massive heart attack that’ll finally finish the fucking job.
Show threaddaanniiMar 5

He wants to do a nuke so bad.

We should all be terrified.

Show threadT00l_shedMar 5
He really wants to drop the bomb. Its so fucked up
Show threadIlovethebombMar 5
Everyone’s got their kink.
Show threaddeadbeef79000Mar 5
I’m reasonably sure that is “the big one” he mentioned the other day.
Show threadT00l_shedMar 5
My thoughts too
Show threadFatVeganMar 5
Someone just nuke his ass first.
Show threadwonderingwandererMar 5
“First president to do it in over 80 years. They said it couldn’t be done. 'Sir, you can’t do this,” they said. The greatest president in American history, the strongest president. They came to me with tears in their eyes, they said ‘please sir, don’t do it.’"
Show threadshalafiMar 5
He can’t. The strict command and control structure between POTUS and launch keys will break down, just as it did with 3 or 4 events during the Cold War.
Show threadT00l_shedMar 6
Doesn’t mean he doesn’t want to. Also they have been replacing “dissenters” with loyalists.
Show threadtempestMar 5

He is fucking busy shitting his pants and napping in his retirement home in Florida.

It’s the ghouls around him that actually have the follow through to make sense of the mad kings ramblings.

Show threadViscloReaderMar 5
I really hope this fucking moron dies and suffer a lot
Show threaddumbassMar 5
Show threadLost_My_MindMar 5
…ya know? If trump just nuked all of earth, and everybody died? At least I don’t have to worry about my non-existant retirement plan.
Show threaddumbassMar 5
We could at least start catching up on sleep.
Show threaddeadbeef79000Mar 5
If rather their insane country didn’t take the rest of us with them.
Show threadLost_My_MindMar 5
C’Mon…start living up to your username! Global apocalypse for all!
Show threaddeadbeef79000Mar 5
Yes. But I’m rooting for a Gamma Ray Burst.
Show threadBloomcoleMar 5
that shitty little freak genocider entity is at least as dangerously fanatic and amoral.
they actuall said they will nuke everyone if/when they lose.
which might be very soon
Show threadDaMummyMar 5
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option
Show threadwonderingwandererMar 5
Oh come on, New Zealand has the best chance of survival out of anywhere in the world, along with maybe some forgotten village in the middle of the Asian Steppes or the Tibetan Plateau…
Show threaddeadbeef79000Mar 5
Oh. I know. Guess where all their billionaires have bought citizenship and built bunkers?
Show threadwonderingwandererMar 5
Do us all a favor and seal them inside after they close their hatches behind them
Show threadWhats_your_reasoningMar 5

I’m not worried about being directly hit, as it would be a quick death I’d never even be aware of.

But I’m terrified of being in the blast zone and surviving, as that means a slow, painful death by disintegration. When the radioactivity prevents one’s cells from dividing, the countdown clock has begun and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

Show threadcrunchyMar 5

Remember, he doesn’t need those daily intelligence briefings because he’s a smart person.

Since he knows more than his generals.

Donald Trump Says He Doesn’t Need Daily Intelligence Briefings Because He’s a ‘Smart Person’

Donald Trump said he doesn't need daily intelligence briefings, because he's a "smart person."

Time
Show threadLost_My_MindMar 5
He had many feelings on an Island too. I don’t like it when trump has feelings…
Show threadAsafumMar 5

🎶

“And when I get that feeling I want military healing Military healing is good for me Makes me feel so fine, it’s such a rush Helps to relieve the mind (of Epstein files), and it’s good for us (mostly me)”

🎶

Show threadtempestMar 5
I was going to go with Boston.
Show threadInternetCitizen2Mar 5
Someone should ask him if he feels the rest of the Epstein Files are hiding in Tehran.
Show threadfossilesqueMar 5
That’s just the spirit of Nergal taking possession over his husk.
Show threadaltphotoMar 5
Me, I just wipe and flush the toilet after I have one of those feelings.
Show threadouRKaoSMar 5
From the makers of “Vibe Coding”, we present to you “Vibe foreign policy!”
Show threadcalmblue75Mar 5
It is about invading other countries on total made up attacks.
Show threadGalacticSushiMar 5

You’re absolutely right! I told you to bomb Iran without considering all of the obvious fallout. That’s on me, and in the future I’ll do more to accurately convey the potential ramifications of any foreign policy decisions I suggest.

In the meantime, I can help you spin this disaster. Let me know if you want me to:

🦅 Help draft a propaganda piece smearing any detractors as unpatriotic

💣 Generate an image that looks like satellite imagery of a weapons grade uranium enrichment facility

👶 Organize a hangout with your friends to help blow off some steam

Just let me know what you’d like me to get started on. And remember, you got this!

Show threadreptarMar 5
Spot on!
Show threadP03 LockeMar 5
Fuck your feelings! 2026
Show threadTollana1234567Mar 5
that feeling is the pressure of the epstein files being released.
Show threadblinfabianMar 5
what was he feeling? little children?
Show threadSlashmeMar 5
Wait, it’s called operation “Epic Fury”?? What’s this, WWE?
Show threadPyroNeurosisMar 5
Half of the cabinet is media fucks. McMahon herself is Sec. of Education. This is Pro Wrestling: The Administration.
Show threadNutWrenchMar 5

Operation Epic Fury . . . Operation Steel Weiner . . . Operation Hot, Oily Buttocks . . .

It’s always one of these desperate, striving names that a bunch of 12 year old boys would come up with.

Show threadFedizenMar 5
Operation Your Momma
Show thread9blbMar 5

It fits with the overall theme, I guess.

xcancel.com/WhiteHouse/…/2029307088808055083

The White House (@WhiteHouse)

Courtesy of the Red, White & Blue.

Nitter
Show threadremonMar 5
Epstein Fury*
Show threadaaa999Mar 5
honest to god this is how you know everyone competent has been fired any competent person would be like “sir you’re setting everyone up with an easy joke how about like Operation Freedom Speed or Operations Sick Spins”
Show threadAA5BMar 5
Never forget the furry
Show thread100_kg_90_de_belinMar 5

The president had a feeling, again, based on fact

Calling it “fact” doesn’t make it one

Show threadDragonAceMar 5
He had a feeling and it was called fear of the Epstein files.
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamMar 5
so why was it again you were so adamant Krasnov was the right candidate again ozma?
Show threadSnarkoPoloMar 5
The “News” Media Sez: “In another bold move Dear Leader follows his guts! YAY TROOPS!”
Show threadTwilitSkyMar 5
Worst Black Eyed Peas Song Ever.
Show threadUnderpantsWeevilMar 5
Ooo! Ooo!
Show threadFedizenMar 5
Republicans have cosigned all this shit by not impeaching him.
Show threadAffine ConnectionMar 5
I’ve got a feeling
A feeling I can’t hide
Oh no
Show threadSabinStargemMar 5
That feeling was a stiffy at the thought of hurting people.
Show threadhumanspiralMar 6
A feeling based on a concept of a fact.