White House Says We Had to Bomb Iran Because Trump Had a “Feeling”

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White House Says We Had to Bomb Iran Because Trump Had a “Feeling” - Lemmy.World

Lemmy

…ya know? If trump just nuked all of earth, and everybody died? At least I don’t have to worry about my non-existant retirement plan.
We could at least start catching up on sleep.
If rather their insane country didn’t take the rest of us with them.
C’Mon…start living up to your username! Global apocalypse for all!
Yes. But I’m rooting for a Gamma Ray Burst.
that shitty little freak genocider entity is at least as dangerously fanatic and amoral.
they actuall said they will nuke everyone if/when they lose.
which might be very soon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option
Oh come on, New Zealand has the best chance of survival out of anywhere in the world, along with maybe some forgotten village in the middle of the Asian Steppes or the Tibetan Plateau…
Oh. I know. Guess where all their billionaires have bought citizenship and built bunkers?
Do us all a favor and seal them inside after they close their hatches behind them

I’m not worried about being directly hit, as it would be a quick death I’d never even be aware of.

But I’m terrified of being in the blast zone and surviving, as that means a slow, painful death by disintegration. When the radioactivity prevents one’s cells from dividing, the countdown clock has begun and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.