Mastodawn

Okay, what kind of idiot buys a Bluetooth-enabled, app-controlled pizza oven which has a "digital temperature hub". MAKE IT STOP!

(not yet AI-enshittified, though. Better get on it, folks!)

THEY SELL PACKAGES OF PIZZA DOUGH BALLS, WHICH ARE FLOUR, YEAST, SALT, AND WATER, FOR $99.00 #dumb

@ai6yr authorized bread! Paging @pluralistic