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Chris FletchHi, this is Mastodon Support. Please verify your account with a haiku, a rap or a saucy limerick.
Anders Gulden Olstad@HailsandAles Will a fart suffice?
Extreme Electronics
Keep Left@HailsandAles
There once was a young man named Chris
Who delighted in taking the…
ah…never mind
Annie in ProgressPlease verify your account by posting a photo of moss or fungi.
Joan of Contention 😷This! and/or cats.
Henri Verymetaldevthis toot is tootally rooted
in inspirational desserts
covered in chocolate sauce
served with whipped letters
not of something sooted
so the unverifiable pleaded
to be verified was so direly needed
as to the why nobody has a clue
verification is tootally due
Rockmaster Mike@HailsandAles
there once was a man from Boston
who drove around in an Austin
there was room for his ass
and a gallon of gas
but his balls hung outside and he lost 'em
there once was a man from Boston
who drove around in an Austin
there was room for his ass
and a gallon of gas
but his balls hung outside and he lost 'em
EliJ quilting cataloguer@HailsandAles Can I offer you a picture of a cat instead?
@EliJquilting purrfectly acceptable
verification:
a robot would not eat a
pound block of this cheese
RoseyI know the exact locating of Sarah Connor.
RyanParsley@HailsandAles
There once was a toot from Ohio
From some guy who with a "witty" reply o
Try as he would
His rhymes were not good
But at least he wasn't AI though
There once was a toot from Ohio
From some guy who with a "witty" reply o
Try as he would
His rhymes were not good
But at least he wasn't AI though
kolya
Double AA@HailsandAles This time I’ma let it all come out,
This time I’ma stand up and shout,
I’ma do things my way, It’s my way,
My way or the ouch I threw my back out.
This time I’ma stand up and shout,
I’ma do things my way, It’s my way,
My way or the ouch I threw my back out.
Aljoscha Rittner (beandev)A bold little mammoth named Mastodon,
Had servers that hummed until dawn.
With no billionaire's whim,
The "toots" were quite grim,
While Twitter’s blue bird was long gone.
Dan, the US is the threat!
ChookMother 🇦🇺🦘@beandev That doesn't rhyme for me, being Australian. Took me a while to figure what was " wrong".
acm@HailsandAles please post and critique at least three photos of mossy branches...
Victor Oxyrhynchus@HailsandAles
There was a tooter
Had a thought
That AI was so lame, oh
A-I A-I- Oh
A-I A-I- Oh
A-I A-I- Oh
AI is so lame oh.
There was a tooter
Had a thought
That AI was so lame, oh
A-I A-I- Oh
A-I A-I- Oh
A-I A-I- Oh
AI is so lame oh.
NickHere's my bank account
Take all the money in there
It's not very much
Julian West🦞@HailsandAles
“Is ketchup a sauce?” Asked a don.
I replied “It depends what it’s on.”
If it’s on a hot dog
Or on any type frog
What sort of maniac are you?
“Is ketchup a sauce?” Asked a don.
I replied “It depends what it’s on.”
If it’s on a hot dog
Or on any type frog
What sort of maniac are you?
Brent Guernsey, Artrocity StudioThe Orange One, he always appalls
When he angrily hurls ketchup at walls
When briefers say "Hark,
we've bad news" his nerves spark
Then he bombs Iran just on a lark
GutterPoetryVerify? I terrify
My toots
shoot the fruits off the loops
Tired SpongeThere once was a girl named Elune
Who owned a giant bassoon
She'd eat up some eggs
Then spread wide her legs,
and play an incredible tune.
DCom - Serial Hobbyist ☕️
FragarachThere once was a young lady from Crewe
who filled her vagina with glue.
She said, with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,
they can pay to get out of it, too!"
Evil Kitty 
meow meow meow
RightSprung will not complySorry. All I have are cat photos and linux shitposts.
David S There once was a man
from Cork, who got limericks
and haiku confused.