Chris FletchMar 4
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Show threadAljoscha Rittner (beandev)

@HailsandAles

A bold little mammoth named Mastodon,
Had servers that hummed until dawn.
With no billionaire's whim,
The "toots" were quite grim,
While Twitter’s blue bird was long gone.

@TheBreadmonkey

Mar 4 at 11:58pmWeb
Show threadDan, some WH good nuz?Mar 5
@TheBreadmonkey @beandev @HailsandAles It’s on my left shoulder, on its back, impaled by an X!
Show threadChookMother 🇦🇺🦘Mar 5
@beandev That doesn't rhyme for me, being Australian. Took me a while to figure what was " wrong".