Fesshole 🧻I entered my name in a drawing for a small JCB. I work in web design and have never driven a JCB, but it is fun to imagine doing so while making "brrm brrm" noises. The wife was unamused and unimpressed. I tell myself she loves me and the JCB won't. But I still covet the JCB.
FiXato@fesshole Side note for those who are not British, and/or might be unfamiliar with the term 'JCB': while JCB is the name of a manufacturer of heavy equipment and agricultural machinery, it's colloquially also used as a generic term for diggers and excavators, similar to how some regions refer to photocopiers as 'xerox' machines, even when not produced by Xerox, or how bandaids usually aren't adhesive bandages produced by Band-Aid anymore.
Alain Dellepiane 
