Another Angry WomanAbsolute scenes on my road today as a lorry fucked up a turn and has got itself wedged across the road like that ship in the suez canal
A very bossy lady has appeared and taken it on herself to redirect traffic. Standing in the road waving cars up side streets.
The lorry appears to have hurt itself in wedging itself along the full width of the road. Bossy lady is simultaneously directing traffic and trying to guide it into some sort of less silly position.
A man has now turned up to gesticulate at the lorry in some sort of attempt to signal that it should maybe try to move from out of the middle of the road.
A tiny success of sorts! The lorry has crawled into a position where it is only blocking one lane. However, it is very, very sick and will need to be rescued. I am excited to see what sort of lorry turns up to rescue a poorly lorry.
Update: no movement. Poor lil dude is still sitting there, hazards forlornly blinking
Bad news: I have to leave the house for a few hours. Good news: meant I got to take a closer look at the stricken lorry on the way out. Bad news: I don't know how vehicles work so I couldn't possibly tell you what's wrong with it.
What I can say is that sickly lorry has signs on it warning of flammable stuff inside, so that's fun
I will let you know if the lil guy is still there when I get back
Sorry for everyone who was emotionally invested in this story, I went to the pub after work. Anyway, as an update, the lorry is still there, still blinking its hazards, and it feels like it's with increasing desperation.
Rachel
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)@stavvers somewhere, someone is forlornly waiting for a delivery that will never arrive.
This is a real tear jerker of a thread.
Tim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPE@stavvers We saw a juggernaut parked half way up a series of hairpins approaching a pass in Slovenia. There was no way it was getting back down, and there was no way it was getting up to the top ... and even if it were at the top the hairpins were much tighter on the way down the other side.
I've no idea how they got it out, if indeed it's not still there. A Chinook perhaps??
In both cases this is called "being too cheap to pay for a proper professional satnav that knows about routing trucks, whilst also being too ignorant to read a paper map".
Jón Fairbairn@TimWardCam
Coming back from a parental visit in Scotland after Christmas, there was a replacement bus from Cambridge North to Cambridge. Bus turned from East Road onto Mill Road and then turned left from Mill Road into Gwydir Street, drove up as far as the barrier, then into Gwydir enterprise centre.
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Coming back from a parental visit in Scotland after Christmas, there was a replacement bus from Cambridge North to Cambridge. Bus turned from East Road onto Mill Road and then turned left from Mill Road into Gwydir Street, drove up as far as the barrier, then into Gwydir enterprise centre.
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@jonfairbairn @stavvers Well, I wouldn't know the best bus route from Cambridge North to Cambridge, but I would expect a bus driver to do so!
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Now, for people unfamiliar with Cambridge, Gwydir street is very narrow with parked cars half on the pavement making it narrower still, and Gwydir Enterprise Centre is in no sense designed for buses.
So it necessitated an umpteen point turn, including a horrible crunching noise while reversing. Then failed to turn off Mill Road again and went all the way to Coleridge Road, so when it got near to home we asked and were allowed to get off. Never found out what crunched.
Angela Glansbury 🚽@stavvers
hoping to be informed the lorry contains a shipment of sex arses 🫰
hoping to be informed the lorry contains a shipment of sex arses 🫰
for a day, while . . . 🗽
Wurzelmann
cpoffers@stavvers If there aren't at least two more lorries wedged in there when you get back I shall be disappointed.
internetsdairy
Robee? Na! 🌈@stavvers Are the hazard lights its attempt to communicate? Maybe it’s just very sad
Richard Ash@stavvers I want to know if an out of actor turns up to loudly narrate what is happening
John Maxwell@stavvers Well clearly, it's broken.
Andrew Deacon@stavvers The Technical, engineering term for this lorry is "It is fucked".
Agnieszka R. Turczyńska@stavvers Make pictures, put on fedi, brace for impact 😂
@stavvers One on't cross beams gone owt askew on't treddle.
Gypsum Fantastic@stavvers thanks for the frequent live reports. I am on tenterhooks.
dr2chase