My roommate Malcolm Gladwell just spent 45 minutes explaining why the way I load the dishwasher is "a microcosm of Western institutional decay." I put a bowl on the wrong rack. He's now drafting a chapter about it. I just want clean plates, Malcolm.
@Daojoan I'm with Malcolm on this one 😆
@Daojoan Now you are just teasing us. What what Malcolm's argument?
@Daojoan please follow up with a link to the paper
@Daojoan 9999.25 hours more training and you'll get it right.
How to perfectly load a dishwasher - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
@Daojoan The nice thing about people that have a set way to load the dishwasher is I can get them to load the dishwasher just by placing a couple of things incorrectly
@Daojoan My wife will appreciate this, because when it comes to these things, I HAVE A SYSTEM. But she humors me. ❤️
@Daojoan so sadly true of him. I've known him personally, and he had no actual insight to add to anything. He also lacks true empathy.