“Who’s a naughty boy then?” — Wise words, as ever, from Dave Trott.
https://davetrott.co.uk/2026/03/whos-a-naughty-boy-then-2/
@stronglang is no doubt across this already, but tagging just in case.
WHO’S A NAUGHTY BOY THEN? - Dave Trott's Blog
Warwickshire Wildlife Sanctuary is a very peaceful place. Well it was until the mayor’s wife visited the latest addition: Barney the parrot. As she came closer to inspect the parrot’s beautiful plumage, Barney saw her gold chains and regalia. Barney squawked at her: “You can fuck off.” They quickly hurried the mayor’s wife away