anything hercules-related always makes me think of the 1960s "mighty hercules", whose theme song includes the unforgettable lyric "iron in his thighs"

lou ferrigno, sybil danning, cannon films, what a combo
these aren't the elements i remember
creation myth the pew pew pew edition
LOL why that hand effect
pew pew fists!
hercules, space polluter
omg so clean it shines!!
i forget why anyone is doing anything in this movie
she's a werewitch
yay more giant stop-motion robots!
sealed with a triple barrier to preserve freshness
she blinded me with science
ah yes, the phoenix, famously scientific