LOU!
Honey? I've got this globus in my throat, can you have a look?
In the beginning, before creation, there was darkness. Please turn off your phone, or at least set it to silent mode.
Night, Day... and Air?
Pandora's Jar.... now in disco floor colours!
oh man the piece of the jar clearly hanging on a wire.... fantastic
These Christian creation myths are getting really weird, gang.
Jupiter has some lovely grill marks!
The world of mortal men is facing its hour of distinction.... time to fire the quad laser, gang!
A body forged in the forge of a thousand suns - so, an Easy-Bake oven?
"Here, Lou, hold this shield in front of your crotch as we spin you around."
Lou is the Chinese clone of Hercules
Wow, that was a delayed reaction to that arrow...
I see the princess has a strategic panel covering her inner calves.
Sostratus?
Sostratos of Aegina, son of Laodamus, is reported by Herodotus as a famous merchant in the sixth century BC Hellenic world - indeed to have gained "the biggest profit any Greek trader we have reliable information about has ever made from his cargo"
The baby sailed along the river, mile after mile, tacking and rowing, avoiding the rapids...
"Put that back in the river."
"All right?" awww, do I have to?
"All right." yeah yeah whatever...
Wait, is she the Starbucks mermaid????
Go on, baby Lou! Hulk up!
No! Not Sifl and Olly!
Meanwhile at the angry banana tree.....
"All right, hurry up then." ?!?!?!?!?!?!
Lou sent the bear off into space so it could be in the Grizzly film
That stone looks like one of those cursed heads made of ground meat.
Daedalus looks like.... the robots from Metropolis (1927)!
"And this is my solution to Hercules ---"
"What are these... lego?"
"He'll step on them and they'll HURT!"
Noooo the electric clothespin is coming for him!
"Where will you go?"
"To tell people of my strength...and help them achieve it themselves. I shall call it.... Crossfit!"
what a weird delivery that guy who is advising the king is giving, even accounting for the Italian overdub
Yanno, it might have been more useful to jump into one of those chariots, Lou.
how did those chariots not rip themselves to shreds?
Bring on.... the WRESTLERS!
LOGGG INNNNNNN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!
"You'll accompany my daughter Cassiopeia to Athens.
"This is no easy task. She won't shut up about fashion, makeup, and perfume. Good luck, Hercules!"
"Why do you wear a veil, Cassiopeia?"
"Because then people can't tell I am a 40-year old actor!"
I have subtitles on and the dialogue is soooo different from the subs. It's weeeeird.
DAYYYYYYY
FORRRRRRRRR
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTT!!!!!
Hercules throws the rock into the river, and now thousands of people who live downstream are now dead. 😆
So many like-minds tonight on the livestream, love seeing y'all
Those humpback whales are asking "Where are the nuclear wessels?"
Zeus, hang on, the H-Hold on this witch is on the fritz again.
Come, I will introduce you to the Sampo! #OhNo
We're halfway, folks!
Ahh, your blood is much better with some Tabasco and minced shallots
Quick, someone get the Sorceress red eye remover!