(my plan is to *actually download the movie* turns out I grabbed Planet Earth again by mistake, wooo boy you could not pay me enough to keep that on my HD) #monsterdon

LOOOOOU #Monsterdon

♫The Incredible Edible 'Erc ♪ #Monsterdon

Photography by a pasta shape, okay #Monsterdon

IN THE BEGINNING -- wait shit, wrong mythology #Monsterdon

whoa whoa hyperactive big bang #Monsterdon

STELLA STAAAAAAAAAR #Monsterdon

...Wait, pandora's JAR #Monsterdon

someone is seriously fucking with us here #Monsterdon

The starship Heart of Gold!?!? #Monsterdon

This movie is like every sci fi bit of nonsense we've seen in the last, like, five years all condensed into one aesthetic and then smushed into Jason and the Argonauts like a PB&J sandwich #Monsterdon

What really shocks me is that the effects here are genuinely pretty solid. Like, that's some good moon mist. #Monsterdon

MOONINITES #Monsterdon

no wait SANTA CLAUS!?!? #Monsterdon

Costume design by The Fifth Element, okay #Monsterdon

Zeus: Yeah, I'll just make a hot dude. That'll solve it. #Monsterdon

We can rebuild him. We have the white mana. #Monsterdon

Aw jeez lou put some pants on #Monsterdon

Lou just bouncin' around the landscape like WHOOOOOOOA ngyooooo HWOOOOAOAO nyooom #Monsterdon

While I appreciate Herc didn't descend on some woman's womb, I'm not sure dropping into some kid's blank brain is really a Pure And Holy thing to do. #Monsterdon

Better put a silencer on that thing first, dude. #Monsterdon

Yeah, sneak archer builds are always overpowered. #Monsterdon

...thief in bright red robes, okay #Monsterdon

The commander is playing egg checkers. #Monsterdon

jesus christ ma'am #Monsterdon

HOLD UP HOLD UP you guys stole footage from another Hercules movie, that's illegal. #Monsterdon

Tomato soup got away from her :/ #Monsterdon

Hope one of these guys has a dust pan helmet. #Monsterdon

Great line read, dude. #Monsterdon

"Here, kid, you know how to pilot a boat, right? No? Well, good luck." #Monsterdon

As always, good may be dumb but evil is incompetent. #Monsterdon

Another one of those movies that thinks you're stupid and need to have everything explicitly pointed out by characters >_> #Monsterdon

Kid has a drooling contest with the snakes. Kid wins. #Monsterdon

FIRST BLOOD TO THE CHILD #Monsterdon

I swear to god if we phase into Ator: The Fighting Eagle I'm leaving. #Monsterdon

I take it back, it's not Ator, it's Swamp Thing #Monsterdon

You thought it was Hercules, but it was ME, A BEAR #Monsterdon

Careful, dude, we all know bears explode into nuclear fire when they die. #Monsterdon