Cactuar JoeMar 2

Folks it is now about an hour until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party. If you want to avoid a bunch of goofy toots about a monster movie, best mute the hashtag.

If you'd like to join in, this week's movie is HERCULES (1983)! It's the version with Lou Ferrigno. Directed by the Starcrash guy, so I'm expecting fireworks :D

The flick's available free with ads on Tubi over here: https://tubitv.com/movies/466219/hercules

Or you can download from Archive.org over here: https://archive.org/details/hercules.-1983

Just hit play at the top of the hour and toot along! See you there!

#movies #cinema #cinemastodon #horror #scifi

Tubi is the largest free movie and TV streaming service in the US. We are not available in Europe due to changes in EU laws.

Show threadCactuar JoeMar 2
There remains now only ten minutes until #Monsterdon is upon ye. Make your plans accordingly.
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 2
(my plan is to *actually download the movie* turns out I grabbed Planet Earth again by mistake, wooo boy you could not pay me enough to keep that on my HD) #monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 2

💪 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 💪

(make HOO-HA Johnny Bravo noises as you do it)

#Monsterdon

Show threadCactuar JoeMar 2
LOOOOOU #Monsterdon
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♫The Incredible Edible 'Erc ♪ #Monsterdon
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Show threadCactuar JoeMar 2
Photography by a pasta shape, okay #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 2
IN THE BEGINNING -- wait shit, wrong mythology #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 2
whoa whoa hyperactive big bang #Monsterdon
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STELLA STAAAAAAAAAR #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 2
...Wait, pandora's JAR #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 2
someone is seriously fucking with us here #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 2
The starship Heart of Gold!?!? #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 2
This movie is like every sci fi bit of nonsense we've seen in the last, like, five years all condensed into one aesthetic and then smushed into Jason and the Argonauts like a PB&J sandwich #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 2
What really shocks me is that the effects here are genuinely pretty solid. Like, that's some good moon mist. #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 2
MOONINITES #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 2
no wait SANTA CLAUS!?!? #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 2
Costume design by The Fifth Element, okay #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 2
Zeus: Yeah, I'll just make a hot dude. That'll solve it. #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 2
We can rebuild him. We have the white mana. #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 2
Aw jeez lou put some pants on #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 2
Lou just bouncin' around the landscape like WHOOOOOOOA ngyooooo HWOOOOAOAO nyooom #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 2
While I appreciate Herc didn't descend on some woman's womb, I'm not sure dropping into some kid's blank brain is really a Pure And Holy thing to do. #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 2
Better put a silencer on that thing first, dude. #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 2
Yeah, sneak archer builds are always overpowered. #Monsterdon
Show threadCactuar JoeMar 2
...thief in bright red robes, okay #Monsterdon
Show threadTerencioMar 2

@CactuarJoe #monsterdon

"...and the gods said: Let there be pants! And there were pants!"

Show threadDavid ZaslavskyMar 2

@Terencio @CactuarJoe They have not yet said "let there be pants" though

#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

Show threadDavid ZaslavskyMar 2

@CactuarJoe 😂

#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

Show threadpockets and seditionMar 2
@CactuarJoe amphora?