You're not "playing devil's advocate." The devil has enough advocates. He has a whole political party. He doesn't need you in a group chat at 11pm.

@Daojoan He has multiple political parties.

Anyway, I am not playing devils advocate. I am just telling you why your idea sucks.

@Daojoan
Is there anything more pathetic than being a devil's unpaid intern.
@Daojoan "Don't say it too loudly. You REALLY don't want to get on the wrong side of the devil's *actual* legal team."