Fesshole 🧻Feb 27
I often imagine lasers coming out of the ends of my toes, cutting holes in nearby furniture. I assumed everyone did this so had never mentioned it to anyone before, but my partner insists no-one else does it. Surely everyone does though?
Show threadJonas  Feb 27
@fesshole Never heard this specifically, but shitloads of people think about silly stuff. I sometimes imagine my eyes making squeaky sounds when rotating and blinking. Like when you clean glass. Humans are weird. Your partner included.
Show threadMark WhybirdMar 1
@Jonas @fesshole Fun fact: I’m told by people who have been in actual fully soundproof and anechoic chambers that eyeballs, in fact, DO squeak!
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@whybird @fesshole This is equal parts fascinating and disturbing, giving me a whole new start to my day. Thanks! 💖
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