Alice Averlong🏳️⚧️I wonder if anyone has made any software to detect keysmashing
(I mean, besides Pawsense, kind)
I mean, like, I could run it on my chat logs and see which lines were keysmashes
this chatlog is in... random order? huh?
I used Discrub to export a Discord chatlog for analysis, and it gave me a JSON of all the messages in that chat, but in random order.
weird! I mean I can just sort them by timestamp or ID (maybe?) but that's just the first time I've ever seen chatlogs that are not ordered
yep, sorting them by ID puts them in the right order.
so weird
I also need a way to detect "awawas" and the single key braincrash, like:
<kitten> hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<kitten> hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
pip install bottom-chat
hey look a keysmash generator, that's something:
there's also a thing where people say lots of quick lines in a row, like:
<kitten> as
<kitten> gh
<kitten> buh
<kitten> jg
So I need to code it to look at timestamps too, and define some kind of threshold for sending a bunch of nonsensical mini-keysmashes in a row
I'm embracing data-driven TDD:
FAILED test_lines.py::test_detectors[ghasdlfgjk-output4] - AssertionError: detect('ghasdlfgjk') is [], expected ['is_keysmash']
@kawa do you happen to have a handy regex for meows? or some examples of meows?
I discovered another platform doing this weird.
When you do an account export from tumlbr, they give you a conversations.zip file which has HTML (not JSON or XML, HTML) for each person you've messaged.
and the messages are in reverse chronological order, with the most recent messages at the top
I'm going to have to parse this HTML and then parse the dates in it and then re-sort it!
ugh
one of the biggest problems facing the keymash detector project is the fact that I'm doing it across tumblr/discord/matrix/mastodon/blusky/irc.
That's a lot of different log types to need to ingest
rj@foone oh I was thinking it interleaved all the tinelines, so you could have multiplatform keysmash drifting
Σ(i³) = (Σi)²
hyratel@foone at least you don't have to contend with Skype (the only platform I've ever seen which detected keysmashing/facerolling on the fly: the 'someone is typing' pencil animation would turn into 'angry breaking a pencil') which would get flummoxed on DST Fall Back, interleaving your post-jump messages with the clocktime of the pre-jump conversation, rather than keeping them in proper ULT order
Rue Mohr@RueNahcMohr I was gonna use Beautiful Soup for this, it's usually my go-to for extracting structured data from HTML
The cat who walks thru walls@foone
One tag makes you early
And one tag makes you late
And the one the lexer gave you
Don't fit any rules for dates
Go ask Alice
When her reader waits...
One tag makes you early
And one tag makes you late
And the one the lexer gave you
Don't fit any rules for dates
Go ask Alice
When her reader waits...
Random Damage 🌻@foone sounds like the display engine with output to file
@RandomDamage I mean I guess? but it's displayed chronological in the app, it just starts from the latest-end.
Klaus FrankDo you really have to ask at this point?
Malicious compliance. They've to provide these exports by law. Not just EU law, other countries outside of the EU implemented similar ones. But they do not want to see their product leave their platform. So they're making it as inconvenient and as useless as they can possibly get away with.
Same for why we have these dumb cookie banners. The simplest solution was always to stop the tracking as you'd no longer need any cookie banner then...
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Kawaoneechan@foone mew mrw mrrp mlem mowwr
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@foone one i wrote a while back:
/(m[reaou]{2,}w|m[re]+w|mr+p)/ (though it has some false positives, notably "tomorrow")
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