wil bierbaumFeb 28
Existential Comics
The modern mind is not able to comprehend how the Roman Empire was able to administer an territory all the way from Egypt to Hadrian's Wall without making use of Jira Sprint Planning.
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Show threadCurioso 🍉 🇺🇦 (jgg)Feb 27

@existentialcomics

Clearly, they were able to conquer all that territory because they didn't have to use Jira at all.

Wouldn't be nice to use all that time currently spent on Jira to make something productive?

Show threadMarijke LuttekesFeb 27
@existentialcomics What if the lack of Jira Sprint Planning is what actually made them able to achieve this?
Show threadMatthew MartinFeb 27
@existentialcomics Ticket IVCMLXXIII is blocked. We won't be able to do anything about the Visigoths.
Show threadMateusz 🏳️‍🌈Feb 27
@existentialcomics That’s easy. They just used Kanban
Show threadAleksandr YakunichevFeb 27
@existentialcomics They’ve entrusted the management to Scrumus Agileus.
Show threadJohnny Ryall's StylistFeb 28
@existentialcomics to be fair if I could use the threat of crucifixion against engineers I wouldn’t need sprint planning either.