MONDAY FORECAST CONFIRMED!
Scientists from both the US National Calendar Service and the EU’s IIEC (Institut International pour l'étude des Calendriers) have released a joint statement upgrading the chance of a category 1 Monday to 100%.
All the scientific models show Monday making landfall in New Zealand just after Sunday. Australia, China, and Eastern Russia will all be impacted a few hours later. Then, after battering Africa and the Middle East, Western Europe will feel the full force. Unlike a hurricane, Mondays do not generally get weaker as they travel across land.
There will be a pause—the eye of the Monday—as it crosses the ocean. Early warning sites in both Canada and Latin America will be the first to detect its arrival on that side of the Atlantic.
Despite 18 hours of continuous Monday, Canada, the US, and Mexico are all predicted to experience a full Monday. It is expected to finally dissipate over the Pacific Ocean sometime just before Tuesday.