Scientists have detected another possible Monday arriving as early as next week. If true, this will be the 9th Monday this year. They warn that there are a little over 3 days left to prepare.

Mondays can be bad. Hug those you love and help them through it. Spend these remaining days wisely.

MONDAY FORECAST CONFIRMED!

Scientists from both the US National Calendar Service and the EU’s IIEC (Institut International pour l'étude des Calendriers) have released a joint statement upgrading the chance of a category 1 Monday to 100%.

All the scientific models show Monday making landfall in New Zealand just after Sunday. Australia, China, and Eastern Russia will all be impacted a few hours later. Then, after battering Africa and the Middle East, Western Europe will feel the full force. Unlike a hurricane, Mondays do not generally get weaker as they travel across land.

There will be a pause—the eye of the Monday—as it crosses the ocean. Early warning sites in both Canada and Latin America will be the first to detect its arrival on that side of the Atlantic.

Despite 18 hours of continuous Monday, Canada, the US, and Mexico are all predicted to experience a full Monday. It is expected to finally dissipate over the Pacific Ocean sometime just before Tuesday.

@paco

people laughed at the prospects of Radical Calendar Change damage but here we are, just like clockwork. another cat 1 Monday looming. i despair of us ever learning. and with defunding of FEMA (Fighting Every Monday Again), who will come to our aid?