LRRR 
IF I SLOP A BUCKET OF MELTED BUTTER ONTO YOU, IT'S TOO LATE.
Feb 27 at 10:06pmWeb
Show threadMr. Big John Feb 27
@LRRRonEarth tell my wife to take out the trash. She never takes out the trash when I'm gone.
Show threadLRRR Feb 27

@johnhattan

I'M NOT DOING THAT.

Show threadpaulMar 1
@LRRRonEarth @johnhattan
Show threadkwayk42Feb 27
@LRRRonEarth JUST LET ME GET SOME OF THAT BUTTER INSIDE ME FIRST
Show threadPetraFeb 27

@LRRRonEarth

But what a way to go

Show threadI love you, I am proud of you!Feb 27
Money is terrifying because what people do to you to scam you out of it, thinking you are well endowed with it by your appearance or your knowledge.
You expertise in different languages or fields. That comes and goes at it's own whimsy.
People do terrifying things for money.
That's the American epidemic.
Show threadVerđandi K SoldustyFeb 28
@LRRRonEarth
Fair warning, I do not taste good with butter.
Show threadLRRR Feb 28

@Soldusty

EVERYBODY TASTES GOOD WITH BUTTER. WHAT MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL?

Show threadBruce Heerssen Mar 1

@LRRRonEarth @Soldusty

No, it's true. They have the uncanny ability to make butter sour on the spot.

(Soldusty, you can hit up my venmo later.)

Show threadVerđandi K SoldustyMar 4

@bruce @LRRRonEarth
Sorry for the late, late reply but has anybody tried climbing out of a ransid butter mountain?
...

Let's just say, things go downhill fast.

Show threadNdnd the OmicronianMar 1

@LRRRonEarth

This is a bad sign if you are a human. For Omicronians, this is known as foreplay.

Show threadAxiomaticallyMar 1
@ndnd @LRRRonEarth I’d watch this “documentary”, especially if Sir David Attenborough would narrate!
Show threadMelissa BearTrixMar 1

@LRRRonEarth

I shouldn't have been standing in the bucket of popcorn

Giggles

hugz & xXx