LRRR Feb 27
IF I SLOP A BUCKET OF MELTED BUTTER ONTO YOU, IT'S TOO LATE.
Show threadVerđandi K SoldustyFeb 28
@LRRRonEarth
Fair warning, I do not taste good with butter.
Show threadLRRR Feb 28

@Soldusty

EVERYBODY TASTES GOOD WITH BUTTER. WHAT MAKES YOU SO SPECIAL?

Show threadBruce Heerssen 

@LRRRonEarth @Soldusty

No, it's true. They have the uncanny ability to make butter sour on the spot.

(Soldusty, you can hit up my venmo later.)

Mar 1 at 4:38amWeb
Show threadVerđandi K SoldustyMar 4

@bruce @LRRRonEarth
Sorry for the late, late reply but has anybody tried climbing out of a ransid butter mountain?
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Let's just say, things go downhill fast.